The Daily DOUBLE!!
I'll bet my ability to grade essays and urge to spank people.
The answer: When consumed together, these two food items seem to be impossible to stop consuming.
What are Risotto and Prosecco!
(And the result: I couldn't stop eating this amazing risotto I made which included garlic, shallot and onion, as well as roasted chicken that I tossed in pesto before mixing into the saute pan. And an entire bottle of prosecco went bye-bye. Oh. And I wacked TJ in the ass when he was standing in the kitchen. And then just laughed. Yes, he knew I was drunk. I'm a delight! I'm sure at that moment he knew he was making a huge mistake...joke. Obviously.)