It is a green couch. Husband and I were sitting on the couch sipping some powdered cappuchino stuff I got in 2005 for Christmas from my job. It still tasted fine, by the way. (And for those confused, the powder was DISSOLVED in hot water).
Anywho...we were watching tv and a Fig Newton commercial came on. At some point, a large green THING falls from the sky (in the commercial, not in our living room).
TJ looks at me confused and says, "Is that a fig?"
Me:"Yes, I believe it is a fig."
Him:"I suppose it could be a Newton."
Me:"Considering it fell from the sky, it might be."
Him:"From now on, if we don't know what something is, we'll call it a Newton."
Me:"Okay, 'man law!'"
And we laughed and laughed.