Monday, February 12, 2007

Six Weird Things About Me: Or, I Am Only Doing This So People READ My Blog!

Weird Thing Number 1:

I know the entire dance number at the beginning of Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. This occured because I did not have cable or an antenna one WHOLE summer in college.

Weird Thing Number 2:

I love working out while watching the Food Network. Especially Tyler, Michael Chiarello, or Giada Big-Head de Laurentis. Strike that, I don't LOVE working out, but I can tolerate it while watching people make food that will refuel the calories I just burned.

Weird Thing Number 3:

On my list of reasons to have children with my husband, the top two are: 1. To see if they are cute. 2. To see if they can sing.

Weird Thing Number 4:

I stopped eating meat for SIX years basically so I had a good excuse to eat a lot of pasta, mashed potatoes, and stuffing. Oh I know there are meat products in stuffing. I didn't say I did it to save the animals!

Weird Thing Number 5:

I love Taco Bell Nachos Bell Grande, will buy it while driving, eat it before I get home, and hide the evidence. Luckily, there isn't one NEAR my house, so this does not happen too often. However, TJ has a nose for onions and can smell those pesky green onions the moment I enter the door.

Weird Thing Number 6:

I teach World Literature and TOTALLY got a D in British Literature. AND I have been picked to go to London with students for school. I get to go for FREE! I got a D people!!

Weird Thing Number 7, in case one of those was more a confession than weird:

My hands are freakishly small, and I ROCK at Thumb Wrestling.

This is called a meme. I do not know what that means. It is like a blog chain letter of sorts. So, people reading who do not have blogs, just post your weirdnesses in the comments section. Please?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

you make me laugh. thanks.

Anonymous said...

Well I'm sure there are way more than 6 weird things about me...but here are a couple...most of which you probably already know

1) I love cooking...but not necessarily eating--and mainly cooking for other people. Not a big fan of making dinner for two people.
2) I have a weird fascination with all men over the age or 40 (or at least that look older)..Pat Riley, Lindsay Buckingham--anyone?
3) I can recite all of the presidents in order...thanks to useless quizzes in American History class
4) I got an A in Brit Lit...and have a degree in Nutrition...and am a Financial Analyst. Someone please find the common thread?
5) Last but not least--John Savage is HOT...and if you feed me enough Captain Morgans I will prove it to you by making you watch all of Hair--while I sing to it...all!

Anonymous said...

Taco Bell? EW!!!

Anonymous said...

Here are some weird things about me:
1. I am prone to random, senseless acts of dancing. Luckilly, I have rhythm and about 20 years of dance classes under my belt, so it's not too horrifically painful for innocent onlookers!
2. I absolutely CANNOT have items on my plate touching each other. For some reason, it totally skeeves me out!
3. Along those lines, I eat my food one item at a time. I am also compelled to sort out my food, so if I'm eating, say, M&M's, I have to sort them out by color or it toally freaks me out.
4. I am weirdly superstitious.
5. I do believe in spirits communicating with us.
6. I LOVE to buy shoes, but I hate to wear them!
7. I love really bad movies on TV!